This interminable tea party is terribly boring.
We’ve moved round this table for years.
I’m not asleep, I’m listening and snoring.
I have excellent ears.
The Hatter was always so gloomy before.
Since Alice came here he isn’t the same
He seems to like chatting very much more
I’ve heard him whisper her name.
He still goes on drinking
Cups of cold tea
But I know what he’s thinking.
It’s not about me.
He’s never asked me which cake I prefer.
We have all her favourites each day.
He even taught her how to quadrille.
He summoned musicians to play.
Banana cake’s banned.
Alice dislikes it.
The birds eat cake from her hand.
She passed me a nice bit today.
They all love sweet Alice,
Even silly March Hare.
There are threats everyday from the palace
But Hatter and Hare, being mad, never care.
I know Hatter’s thinking she’s young and naïve,
But I think he’ll have a surprise.
All will be well if she doesn’t leave.
Alice is curiously wise.